Monday, March 12, 2007

Monty Python's Lord Of The Rings

Bridge Keeper: Stop! He who wishes to cross the Bridge of Khazad-Dum must answer me these questions three ere the other side he see.

Gandalf: Ask the questions! I am not afraid!

BK: What is your name?

Gandalf: Gandalf!

BK: What is your quest?

Gandalf: The overthrow of Sauron

BK: What is your favorite color?

Gandalf: Grey! No, White! Ahhhhhhh! (He is thrown into the Pits of Moria with a Balrog.)

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