Bridge Keeper: Stop! He who wishes to cross the Bridge of Khazad-Dum must answer me these questions three ere the other side he see.
Gandalf: Ask the questions! I am not afraid!
BK: What is your name?
Gandalf: Gandalf!
BK: What is your quest?
Gandalf: The overthrow of Sauron
BK: What is your favorite color?
Gandalf: Grey! No, White! Ahhhhhhh! (He is thrown into the Pits of Moria with a Balrog.)
Monday, March 12, 2007
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